"Elijah Wood"
by Josh Liller (2003)

I try to help the best that I can
to be a good and chivalrous man
but intentions fail
and life's a flail

I'd make you always happy
if someway I could
but I don't know what to do
so guess I'll never be your Elijah Wood

I can't dance
and I can't sing
and I wasn't in
Lord of the Rings

so Back to the Future
look back at our past
I wont deny
I'm sometimes an ass

I'd make you always happy
if someway I could
but I don't know what to do
so guess I'll never be your Elijah Wood

I admit I've been unkind
gotta remember you're the independent kind
can't deal with things and fall behind
made things a mess and got in a bind

I'd make you always happy
if someway I could
but I don't know what to do
so guess I'll never be your Elijah Wood

and I don't think I would be
even if I could
I'm just what you see
and I hope you think that's good.