Welcome to Saturday Night Slam Masters!
    On the heels of a helacious Monday Night Massacre, a sold out crowd at Texas A&M University has converged to see the stars of the SMWA put it on the line like only they can.  And do we have a show tonight.

    We will see the SMWA TV debut of "Fly Guy" Wally B as he takes on the equally obnoxious California Kid.
    In a rematch from New Year's Smash, the new Fuerza Dragon takes on the Philadelphia X-Treme Machine.
    Two members of the Baki Mono make their tag team debut, as the Dark Storm of Rajin and Fujin face off against the recently booted Naga Yajito and his partner BC-2000.
    New Cruiserweight Champion Lantern makes his first Title defence against former champion Rokuru!
    Two powerhouses collide as "Jackhammer" Andrew Marshall and "Big Oz" Grant Redstone lock horns.  In the meantime, Marshall's partner, Rod Emerson, tries his hand against the Flying Scotsman as he goes for the Toughman Title.
    New Major Force member and TV Champ Kodiak Marmoset will face off against one half of the Tag Team Champions, Hamish Mactavish.
    We will have yet another Luck of the Draw match, which could feature anybody in the SMWA against each other.
    Our main event is nothing short of enormous... honestly!  It's going to be seven foot seven "Titan" Tim Redbury against the now solo Green Monster, Doomsday!
    Let's get to the ring.

    Well, after getting his beating the three hundred plus pound Judgement on Friday after getting his ass handed to him on Friday afternoon, the Fly Guy from Omaha was ready to "bust da chops with funky fresh phatness".  But could he survive the awesome crash of the surf?  Could he take down the California Kid.
    Well, you can't make every match an epic.
    Both men came down to a smattering of "You Are Annoying" type boos, but neither man seemed to car.  Wally did the running man.  The Kid kept telling everybody to hang ten.  These two were having fun.  At least two wrestlers were.
    Finally, the timekeeper got impatient with these two.  The bell rang...

    Rather than wrestle, these two decided that it would be more fun to dance.  Wally starting sticking his elbows out while doing something with his elbows (I can't describe it) and then he gave the Kid his turn.  The Kid decided to do a little bit of thrashing and finished off with a limbo move.  Wally laughed and laughed.  The Kid didn't appreciate that and shoved Wally down to the mat.
    Good, they were going to fight.
    These two engaged in a brawl (if you can call it that) and Cal landed the first big move, a hurricanrana.  Wally got up and was nailed by a flying forearm that took him outside.
    While Wally was outside, the Kid started mocking him.  He began to do the running man and, when Wally saw... he was somewhat impressed!  Wally started clapping and chanting "A'ight, a'ight!"  He climbed into the ring and the two locked up again.  Wally took Cal down with a dropkick and then a flying headscissors.  Cal rolled outside, and then Wally began to thrash a little bit.  Cal responded with an overwhelmingly positive "Dude!"  Then Wally gave the Hang Ten sign and yelled "Rock On!"
    Rock On?  Cal wasn't impressed at all.  He climbed into the ring and began to pound on Wally.  Wally turned it around and the brawl continued.
    In spite of all of their silly antics throughout the match, Wally and Cal put on a decent match.  They are both a couple of speedy kids and that certainly added to it.  Cal took the edge when he locked Wally in the California Deathlock, a kneebar variation, but Wally lasted a full minute before Cal let go.
    Wally had his moments, too.  He had Cal locked in a sleeper for a minute before Cal broke it with a jawbreaker.  These two weren't doing bad for themselves.
    Finally, the match ending mistake.  Wally had taken Cal down with a bodyslam and scaled the ropes, going for the Flying Fly Guy.  Cal ducked and, when Wally got up, Cal nailed him with a Tombstone.  One more time, the Kid locked on the California Deathlock.  This time, Wally didn't get out.  His exact words upon giving up?  "Surf's up, hommie.  Dat be it!"

The California Kid made Wally B submit to the California Deathlock in 0:13:12.
Rating: *** 1/4

    The Kid got up and looked down at Wally.  He walked over to him and helped him up in a little display of surfer sportsmanship.  Surprisingly, the Fly Guy kept calm as well and didn't attack Cal.  The two looked at each other for a second before Wally left the ring, dancing all the way to the back.  Cal gave the crowd the Hang Ten sign.
    Not a bad match, but those two are trying too hard.  They're not quite hip.
    We took a commercial and came back to find Nick Jones backstage.

Jones:  Fans, welcome to another edition of Saturday Night Slam Masters.  We are sold out here at Texas A&M, and our main event is going to feature this man, Doomsday, against Tim Redbury.  Now, Doomsday, I guess the question on everybody's mind is why did you attack Extinct...

    Doomsday snatched the mic away from Nick Jones.  He didn't want to waste time.

Doomsday:  QUIET!  You'd like to know WHY?  One reason, Jones.  MONEY!  Extinct wasn't paying me enough to do what he wanted.  As of Friday, our contract ended.  Now, consider me a free agent.  The price is right, you've got your man, and your foes will feel...  THE ARMAGEDDON!!!  Titan?  I'll do him for free.

    With that, Doomsday tossed the mic aside and left Jones behind.

Jones:  Well, fans, there you have it.  Doomsday, the Green Monster, is now a free agent.  It'll be interesting to see who acquires his services first.  Back to the ring...

    This match is going to be nothing but pure power and high impact between two great young SMWA stars.
    Redstone is coming off an impressive loss to former World Champion Ghost at Smashed Up!, while Marshall is a recently deposed War Champion, and it looks like he could be headed towards another feud with his old foe, Ron Grayson.
    Footnote this match.  These two could be facing off against each other a lot in the future.

    It didn't take long for these two to start brawling.  Both men can wrestle, but they're fighters at heart.  Marshall drew first blood with a vicious DDT and managed to use his slight advantage in speed to control the slower Redstone.  However, this speed only worked for Marshall so long.  Redstone finally caught him with a clubbing right hand that sent Jackhammer to the apron.  Redstone tried to suplex Marshall back in, but Marshall blocked it.  He then tried to suplex Redstone outside, but Redstone blocked that one.  Finally, Redstone lifted Marshall up and put him down with a slingshot suplex.  Redstone then did his usual - suplex after suplex.
     Marshall was clutching his face after a front vertical suplex, and Redstone didn't waste any time following up.  He slugged Marshall in the face a couple of times before dropping him with an Aztecan suplex.  Redstone then synched Marshall up for a Soviet suplex, but Marshall elbowed his way out.  He then countered with a Soviet suplex of his own but, just for fun, he modified it slightly and turned it into a backbreaker.  Again, Marshall used his edge in speed and science to keep Redstone off balance.  He floored him with a series of Japanese armdrags before planting him with a piledriver.  A cover gave Marshall a two count.
    Marshall was able to keep control a while longer until Redstone countered a full nelson attempt with one of his own.  Redstone got behind Marshall, locked him in a full nelson and then dropped him with a Dragon suplex.  Redstone went on another tear, nearly getting the fall with a Tiger suplex, but it was to no avail.  He then synched Marshall up for the dreaded Redstone suplex.
    Marshall's arm wasn't gripped firmly enough and he managed to break free.  Quickly,  he used his reverse clothesline and took Redstone down.  Big Oz was stunned and ready to go down.  Marshall grabbed him around the waist and hit a big German suplex.  He then gave the signal to the crowd.  Marshall picked Redstone up on his shoulder, ran forward and then dropped him on his face!
    De-Facer!  It was all elementary at that point.

Andrew Marshall pinned Grant Redstone with the De-Facer in 0:11:10.
Rating: *** 1/2

    A good encounter between these men and, really, it could have gone either way.  These two are going to be stars of the future.  Today was a good start.
    We went to a commercial and came back for a reckoning.

    This Monday, Naga Yajito had a falling out with the newly formed Baki Mono when his interference ended up costing Fujin a match against Oni.  Now, it's Naga against Fujin and Raijin, the Dark Storm.
    And we have to ask... Who did BC-2000 piss off to get this job?  Fujin himself looked devastating on Monday, and if Raijin is even the slightest bit like him...
    Raijin and Fujin came to the ring amidst gusts of wind and blasts of thunder.  Naga came to the ring with a luchador who really wasn't sure why he was there in the first place.
    Wanna take bets?  Naga and Fujin would start it off.  I think I'll put my money on the guy with the powers of a God.
    The bell rang...

    The speed of Dark Storm was absolutely incredible, and Naga seemed to have no chance from the get go.  Raijin and Fujin nailed Naga with a bevy of martial arts moves, both individually and together, and Naga was going down fast.  Naga's only productive offensive move came when he caught one of Raijin's kicks and countered with a Dragon screw.  Unfortunately, Raijin got right back up and took Naga down with a spinebuster slam.
    Naga was hurting badly and, not wanting to lose, BC-2000 stormed the ring.  He nailed both Baki Mono with spinning heel kicks and floored them both with dropkicks, proving he could be as fast as them if nothing else.  Unfortunately, Dark Storm wasn't interested in attacking BC-2000.  They merely took him out with a double thrust kick, and that was the last we saw of him for this match.
    When Dark Storm nailed Naga with a double Yakuza kick, it became very obvious that they could finish this whenever they wanted.  They were simply toying with Naga.  Finally, they put a merciful end to the beating.  Raijin bounced off of the ropes while Fujin had Naga in a waistlock.  Raijin nearly knocked Naga's head off with a kick and, in one motion, Fujin cradled him for the pin.
    Good night, Naga.

Dark Storm (Fujin and Raijin) defeated BC-2000 and Naga Yajito when Fujin pinned Yajito after a backflip cradle in 0:06:26.
Rating: ** 1/2

    Fortunately, for Naga, Dark Storm seemed content simply with the victory.  Why wouldn't they have finished him off, though?  They had the chance.  Not that an angry Naga bent on revenge could do much, but...
    Well, Dark Storm looks to be a tag team force already.  If they want to go for the tag team titles, who will stop them?
    Speaking of not stopping, the Kodiak Express rides once again, this time with Kodiak Marmoset holding the SMWA Television Title.  He was about to make his first Title defence tonight....

    You kind of get the feeling that, sometimes, Kodiak resented being the Cruiserweight Champion for so long.  Before the Clone incident, he was so unbelievable dominant that Title defenses became simply routine.  Really, maybe losing the belt was the best thing that could happen to him.  Now, as TV Champ and the newest member of Major Force, Kodiak Marmoset gets to try his hand at the big boys.  And they don't get much bigger than the four hundred pound Hamish Mactavish.
    Hamish is a bully who likes to push around guys like Kodiak.  Kodiak doesn't like to be pushed around.
    Neither man was really a favourite here.  Major Force is universally hated while Highland Hell gets quite a few boos as well.  Still, the crowd would be pulling for Hamish to make Kodiak the loser once more.

    Kodiak didn't waste any time trying to wrestle Hamish.  Instead, he went right at him and started brawling with the Highland Giant.  Hamish was able to take most of the blows, but Kodiak kept on pushing.  It looked like he was going to do some damage before Hamish decided enough was enough.  He took one of his hands and grabbed Kodiak's skull, locking him in a painful clawhold.  Kodiak buckled to the mat/
    Hamish is a bully and that's just what he did to Kodiak.  Kodiak was rocked with various power bombs and Hamish really didn't try to make a cover.  He seemed quite content with just pounding on the TV Champ and hurting him as much as possible before picking up the win.  Hamish scooped Kodiak up like a doll and then powerslammed him to the mat.  Instead of pinning him, Hamish just picked Kodiak up once more and nailed him with a Gorilla press.
    Kodiak wasn't even close to being finished, though.  Hamish picked him up and received several kicks to the midsection.  With Hamish doubled over, Kodiak used a beautiful rana to take Hamish to the mat.  Hamish was stunned and Kodiak took control.  He varied some punches and kicks with some good wrestling techniques and kept Hamish from mounting any sort of attack.  The action spilled outside, where Kodiak set Hamish up on a table.  Kodiak climbed onto the apron and dove off with a flying elbowdrop.
    Hamish moved, and Kodiak went crashing through the table.  Hamish rolled back inside and got the ref's attention while Angus went to work on Kodiak.  Saul Masters got near and cracked his whip near Angus, who backed off.  Still, Kodiak wasn't doing so good.  He got into the ring and foolishly tried to use a high cross body on Hamish.  Hamish countered with a big powerslam.
    At ringside, Masters and Angus were still jawing with one another.  Suddenly, Masters bumped into somebody from behind.
    The Flying Scotsman!
    The Scotsman had come to ringside to even up the odds.  But before either Highland Hell member could do a thing, Alexander "The Grater" and Skarzz were on them.  A big brawl had erupted at ringside.
    Meanwhile, back in the ring, Hamish was working Kodiak in the corner.  Hamish backed up and went for an avalanche, but Kodiak moved out of the way.  While Hamish was stunned in the corner, Kodiak nailed him with a guillotine drop and then gave the signal for the Finisher!  With a great deal of extension, Kodiak got his boot under Hamish's chin and made the cover.  That was all she wrote.

Kodiak Marmoset pinned Hamish MacTavish with the Finisher in 0:12:32.
Rating: ** 3/4
(Kodiak Marmoset retained the SMWA Television Title.)

    In the meantime, the brawl outside continued.  Angus and the Scotsman did their best to take it to Skarzz and Grater, but not only were they overmatched, they were outnumbered.  Masters jammed the butt end of his whip into Angus' ribs, allowing Grater to drop him with a chair shot, while Kodiak helped Skarzz with the Scotsman - not that Skarzz needed it.  Kodiak grabbed his TV Title and Major Force left Highland Hell laying.
    These guys mean business.
    We went to commercial and returned to a rematch from last show.