May 11, 1998

Tonight....
Two big men wrestle...and the match is GOOD!
Whose side is Ron Grayson on?
Sorting out the tag team scene...and who's not happy.
An attempted Monkey-napping.
Akira takes up video.
Jack Slade steps up.

And is it just me, or does the new Dave Mathews song ROCK!!!

Anybody who's submitted a wrestler, pay attention, there'll be a quiz later.

There's only ONE Monday Night wrestling program worth watching...and you're THERE!!!

To start off the program, Sarge X and Titan Tim Redbury came out to the ring. Upset that Alexander "The Grater" cost his huge charge a match against West Bronco last week, X and Titan challenged The Grater to a match later in the evening. Grater came out and gave his trademark "Damn right!", and the match was signed for later this evening. Wanna see two big men that can go? Keep watching.

First up, though...

Ron Grayson pinned The Actor with the Shooting Star Legdrop in 0:12:35.
****1/4

Well, Ron S. Race has certainly picked up his game since becoming The Actor, and it showed tonight as he and Grayson rekindled an old feud. What a great opening match, with lots of brilliant high-flying action and some excellent counterwrestling. Grayson eventually hit the Shooting Star legdrop and got the duke. Just as the ref counted three, Clone, The Actor's partner in F-X, jumped Grayson. And before Extinct, the Doomsday Hunters or anybody could get to the ring, Grayson's main rival Andrew Marshall pulled F-X off of his nemesis and then left the ring, slugging Extinct as he went.
Looks like Grayson and Marshall will be watching each other's backs.

There was a commercial break.

SMWA Commissioner Jack McCullough then came out and did what he promised--sorted out the tag team division. He declared that, since The Dream Team, Los Viajeros Dos Mil, SuperStars Inc. and the Tag Champion Philadelphia X-Treme Machine can't stay out of each other's business, he'd let them all fight...in a four corner bout at Crash Carnival. WOW!!!

If anybody doubts that SMWA Tag Team division is the best....well, watch the Crash.

The Super Powers beat Los Dragones when Gunloc pinned Fire Dragon after a diving headbutt in 0:00:58.
**

Well, as much as Jack McCullough made a good decision, not every team in the SMWA was happy. The 3 time champion Super Powers blew right through Los Dragones and then grabbed the mic, challenging any team in the 4 Way Crash to a match anytime for their spot. Should be interesting to see if anybody steps
up.

King Rasta pinned Blackhook after a German suplex in 0:00:37.
*

King Rasta was lucky to beat Blackhook so fast. Because as soon as the bout started, Saul Masters and Skarzz tried to KIDNAP...or MONKEYNAP Rasta's monkey, Prince Bobby. Rasta destroyed Blackhook and then fought The Sins off, keeping Bobby at his side. Lucky, too.

Jerry Kent pinned The Great Oni after a sunset flip in 0:14:01.
(Jerry Kent retained the SMWA Television Title)
****1/4

Two former WORLD champions fighting for the TV belt. WHAT A MATCH!!! It was like Flair vs Inoki, but with a more suspect ending. Oni seemed to be on his way to the win when, while the ref was distracted, Akira Wan-Pai smashed Oni with a big videocamera. This was Akira's revenge for Oni's trickery on Saturday, when Oni dressed as a cameraman and blinded Akira. Kent got the pin soon after.

Then, Jack Slade came to ringside and, upset that they couldn't finish their TV Title match last SNSM, challenged Kent to a match at Crash Carnival. "And, just so you're comfortable old man, I'll give you something you're familiar with. 2 out of 3 falls."

Kent accepted. And Crash Carnival just keeps getting better.

Alexander "The Grater" pinned Titan Tim Redbury after a waistlock suplex in 0:24:55.
****1/4

Nash, Giant, Kane, take note. Titan, 7'7" 440 lbs, and Grater, 6'7" 345 lbs, put on a high impact CLASSIC!!! Every move looked like it would cripple a smaller man, but Titan and Grater kept it coming. And, shockingly, the match ended cleanly, with Grater finally putting Titan away with a devastating waistlock suplex. WHAT A MATCH!!!

Highland Hell beat Pain & Agony when Hamish pinned Massochist after a flying headbutt in 0:12:24.
*1/4

Nitro and Tex have struggled both in won-loss and match quality since getting the boot from the Sins. And Highland Hell proved to Greed and Gluttony "Hey, you beat these guys...we can beat them to." Hamish and Angus have Glutt and Blackhook in their sights.

MAIN EVENT
Andrew Marshall defeated West Bronco by disqualification in 0:09:54.
**1/2

A great match between two of the SMWA young lions was ruined by the interference of the Philadelphia X-Treme Machine, who are still playing SWAT team for Extinct in spite of their Tag Belts. Marshall had Bronco ready to be pinned when Battle and Burnz jumped "Jackhammer". And then, Marshall's foe, Ron Grayson ran to the ring....and pulled the PXM off of Marshall, allowing Marshall to leave the ring with a fleet of referees dragging him away.

The program ended with a yelling match between Extinct and Grayson, as the PXM stood ominously in the background.

CRASH CARNIVAL 1998---THE CARD SO FAR!!!
World Title - Armageddon Match: (c) Mike Haggar vs Doomsday
North American Title: (c) Chad Hillsman vs Zangief
World Tag Team Titles - THE FOUR WAY CRASH: (c) The PXM vs Los Viajeros 2000 vs The Dream Team vs SuperStars Inc.
Television Title - 2/3 Falls: (c) "The Rebel" Jerry Kent vs Jack Slade
Crusierweight Title: (c) Naga Yajito vs Johnny Proton
30 Minute Iron Man Match: "Jackhammer" Andrew Marshall vs "Daredevil" Ron Grayson
UFC Cage Match: The Great Oni vs Akira Wan-Pai

With more matches on the way, plus the Crash Preperations pre-game show/fan festival.

SMWA News: The hit list of Alexander "The Grater"

Alexander "The Grater", the former SMWA World and North American champion has recently returned to the SMWA and is kicking @$$ and taking names...literally.

In an exclusive, Grater provided SMWA magazine with top ten "hit list"...the wrestlers he's going to destroy on his road back to stardom. Here's the list, as writen by Alexander "The Grater"

1. West Bronco: Stupid ass cowboy. Doomsday was supposed to at the top of this damn thing, but the yippee ki yeah muther f*cker decided to stick his nose in my business. His damn funeral.
2. Doomsday: The big dumb muther wouldn't have been anything if me and Extinct didn't scam everybody with the triple Doomsday idea. Now he aint nothin but Extinct's damn muscleman. Idiot beat me up and put me on the shelf...now it's my turn.
3. Extinct: Guy promised me the World title...well, I got that, but he nearly cost it for me with that stupid Doomsday idea. Then, he starts yappin about how he's the leader of the Doomsday Hunters? That bunch would have been nothin if not for me. The old fart's dead!
4. Jack Slade: That damn kid. Gotta respect the fact that he beat me...even though it took him an hour. I just got bored at the end of that match. But that one lucky win got it so Mike Haggar could wrestle me again. Took my damn belt by pinning the friggin' Scorpion. It's Slade's fault he even got the shot.
5. Mike Haggar: I'll show him. The damn polls are gonna close on his old head, and they'll show that Grater is the greatest wrestler of all time.
6. Skarzz: Dumbass is seven feet tall and still follows Saul Masters around like a friggin lost puppy. I'll kick some sense into his ass.
7. The Great Oni: Scorpion is gone...rode his ass outta here myself. But they were close, him and Oni. It'll be a pleasure kickin his scrawny ass too.
8. Andrew Marshall: Jackhammer??? Jackass is more like it. Eight months, and he still couldn't beat that wimp Ron Grayson. And he's out talking trash like he's somebody big an important. I'll show Jackass who the tough one is.
9. Ron Grayson: Eight months of making Jackass look like a star. Waste of friggin time.
10. Chad Hillsman: No talent muther....Makes a few remarks about the damn Japanese and all of a sudden, he gets the spotlight. Doesn't deserve it. I'll do more than take it away from him...I'll smash it over his dumb blonde HEAD!!!

Matter of fact, aint nobody in the damn SMWA safe. You're all gonna get ground up if you face me. And am I gonna get the World Title back after all of this???? DAMN RIGHT!!!!

-Alexander "The Grater"